New year, new Star Wars, this time returning to the Skywalker Saga and thus ensuring Disney doesn’t have a pants-shitting financial meltdown over their underwhelming opening weekend commensurate with a small nation’s GDP. JJ Abrams returns to the director’s chair for [PLEASE UPDATE WITH TITLE ONCE TRAILER IS RELEASED], supposedly wrapping up this decades-long saga with the mainstays (Mark Hamill, Daisy Ridley, John Boyega, Oscar Isaac, Adam Driver, Lupita Nyong’o, the robots, and, in archival footage, Carrie Fisher) joined by a nice list of newcomers (Richard E. Grant, Keri Russell, Dominic Monaghan).
What else am I going to say about a film we’ll all see come December 20 (really Thursday, December 19)?
Watch the trailer below:
