After the Cowboys & Aliens trailer, lets just declare it Harrison Ford Day. Today’s Daily Distraction may not be as funny as Joaquin Phoenix‘s Letterman appearance, but it is certainly inspired. Harrison Ford stumbled on Conan‘s show last night and they discussed blimps, children, shitting and dying, grumpiness, and the cashgrab that is is Indiana Jones 5. It must be seen to be believed. Check it out below and look for Indiana Jones and the Temple of Alcoholism in theaters in 2012.